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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Peter interests Kristen - hilarious love letter

This is an example of how men picks up women--direct to the point, aggressive, and gutsy--the sweet bad boy way. I ripped off this letter from Kristen in her Facebook notes which are entirely adressed to all of her friends (which includes me). I find it very amusing that is why I am posting it here. I want you to guess if they ended up together. Enjoy! [NOTE: THIS LETTER IS NOT EDITED]

Dear Kristen Clark,

Hi, you looked so good in that pic on James Spray's girlfriends piczo site! Oh yah, my name is Peter and I think you are pretty.. pretty perfect for me;) Also I think, correction, KNOW that you would like me. Maybe you've heard of me? Peter Goggin. From FHS.. played a lot of sports? I was REALLY good so you probably know who i am. If not though then i have attached a picture for you. I am a big fan of late night talk shows and i have compiled a Top 10 list for reasons i think you would love me. I called it "The Top Ten Reasons You will Love Me". Here you go:

10. I am real
9. I am passionate about performing and singing
8. My music
7. I put my children first above fame
6. Me in wrangler jeans ;)
5. I am open-minded
4. I have a down to earth personality
3. I am humble
2. I love and respect other people including fans
1. I Am single!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so i did rip off Garth Brook's Top Ten Why Fans Love Him List.. but they all do apply to me in some way, shape, or form. So a little about me. I am Single, male, red hair, 6'4'' (which is good i hope because after analyzing a list of your old boyfriends, it seems you like to be smaller then the guy), I have recently been described as cuddly and warm, but my mother always exagerates so i dont know if that description means anything to you. AnyWho.. I am currently attending Saint Thomas University but i know you are in highschool and if you want to go somewheres away from Fredericton then thats fine, I can accomadate, maybe even transfer. Also, as i said, and you might already know, i am very athletic. I play many sports. I do occasionaly drink alcohol :S and from the pictures i examined i believe you do as well. However, i am very keen on driving so i can drive you around and then hang out or do anything you want, anytime you want, whereever.. I am not a virgin, but i hope that is ok with you. Also, Christmas is comming so you and I will both be off from school. I hope and wish that maybe we can find some time to hang out. Following is a timetable of possible hang out times and ideas. You can make what you want of it.

Friday December 23: Christmas Eve Eve.. movie theatres are open. Also i have a very nice house we can sit in.
Saturday December 24: Christmas Eve (Sort of a Family night :S.. sorry..)
Sunday December 25th: My family starts opening presents at 10 am so if you can come by at around 9:30-9:45 that would be ok.
Monday through Friday: 9:00am-11:30 Possiblemovie time.
11:30-1:00 Lunch
2-10pm Movies, nature walks, anything else. Whatever you want.
Saturday (New Years Eve) I will pick you up at 8 o'clock. My family does a fondue and we bought an extra skewer for you.

You can pick from any of those days or if you have any other suggestions then let me know. My email is If i dont reply then send a message to my father at and he can send me our email or call me immediately. Following is my contact information:

Name: Peter Goggin
Address: 435 Parkhurst Drive
Phone (home): 457-9867
Phone (cell): 461-6978
Phone (old work phone): 472-8957
Marital Status: You tell me ;)

Hopefully everything here is enough and almost too much for you. I will hear from you soon or see you on new years at least. I Love you.
-Peter Goggin

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